I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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