White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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