And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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