I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Drake has all the answers
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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