I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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