i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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