Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think people are normalizing furries
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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