Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude i'm inner monologue high
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
