Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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