Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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