Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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