Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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