yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This baby is an asshole
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He shit in the fireplace
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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