Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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