Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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