That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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