why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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