I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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