Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize