I must be too annoying 4 u.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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