i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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