as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
