idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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