I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
