what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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