Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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