Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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