Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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