K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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