Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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