Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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