i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
