its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
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