i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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