So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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