I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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