question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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