I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
do nipples grow back?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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