Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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