I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Randomize
