She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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