so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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