I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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