spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I will be naked everywhere
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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