Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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