Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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