I just saw a hot homeless man
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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