Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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