Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm passing your future prison.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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