Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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