Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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