Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
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