I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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