U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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